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Wires Crossed Wednesday
Date: 2015-04-01 03:56 pm (UTC)God only knows who that was meant for. Ronan wanted to punch a lot of people.
Re: Wires Crossed Wednesday
Date: 2015-04-01 11:25 pm (UTC)Crazy Phones!
Date: 2015-04-02 01:38 am (UTC)"I've never rejected anyone for not being a horse. Or accepted anyone for not being a horse. Or -- I swear, the question of horses has never come up, all right?"
Re: Crazy Phones!
Date: 2015-04-02 01:48 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-04-02 03:45 am (UTC)"Umm...please don't plan to use me as a weapon? I'd prefer not to get flung at anyone, if that's cool. I'd probably, umm, bounce? But I'm definitely not a unicorn. Not entirely sure what I am, but it's not that. Umm, unless you mean in the urban dictionary sense, in which case...still not me."