"Er, hello, you've reached Roland's voicemail. Because apparently answering machines weren't fancy enough. Leave a message, and assuming I can work out how to get it, I'll get back to you. Somehow.
"There aren't enough buttons on this thing. There aren't any buttons on this thi --"
*beep*
"There aren't enough buttons on this thing. There aren't any buttons on this thi --"
*beep*
Crazy Phones!
Date: 2015-04-02 01:38 am (UTC)"I've never rejected anyone for not being a horse. Or accepted anyone for not being a horse. Or -- I swear, the question of horses has never come up, all right?"
Re: Crazy Phones!
Date: 2015-04-02 01:48 am (UTC)